Everyone needs a place for their stuff, ya know?Tumblr (3.0; @joshcopperwheat)http://joshcopperwheat.com/<p>If olive oil is made from pressed olives, then why isn’t baby oil made from pressed babies?</p> <p>Baby bottles are nearly impossible to use properly. Despite great efforts, I’ve never been able to fit a baby inside of one.</p> <p>One last question before I go: What’s with baby obsession? I’ve seen people in the store abandon their carts mid-aisle to gawk at some new human taking a nap inside of a plastic basket. It’s just absurd. They are only little people. It’s not like we gawk at the midgets we come across in the store…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0ncx4iBm1qbrrax.jpg"/></p> <p>We simply throw them at parties.</p>http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16171654782http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16171654782Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:23:44 -0500babybabiesoilbaby bottlesplastic basketlittle people<a href="http://soundcloud.com/joshcopperwheat/sets/the-spliff-sessions/">I'll just leave this here...</a>: <p>Finally got around to releasing this stuff. Expect something a bit more substantial soon.</p>http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16087388086http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16087388086Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:21:58 -0500shameless self-promotion<p>Shakin’ that ass.</p> <p>I could totally be a house-sitter. Now taking applications. That is all.</p>http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16066897457http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/16066897457Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:24:21 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/619592388/tumblr_l2s4dberKi1qbcv5b&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Intro to the Mystery School</p>http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/619592388http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/619592388Fri, 21 May 2010 12:55:59 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/521838244/tumblr_l0w3jiIVk81qbcv5b&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Josh Copperwheat - Parish</p>http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/521838244http://joshcopperwheat.com/post/521838244Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:21:18 -0400