January 2012
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Baby Questions.
If olive oil is made from pressed olives, then why isn’t baby oil made from pressed babies?
Baby bottles are nearly impossible to use properly. Despite great efforts, I’ve never been able to fit a baby inside of one.
One last question before I go: What’s with baby obsession? I’ve seen people in the store abandon their carts mid-aisle to gawk at some new human taking a nap...
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I'll just leave this here... →
Finally got around to releasing this stuff. Expect something a bit more substantial soon.
I see you baby.
Shakin’ that ass.
I could totally be a house-sitter. Now taking applications. That is all.
May 2010
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April 2010
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