Baby Questions.
If olive oil is made from pressed olives, then why isn’t baby oil made from pressed babies?
Baby bottles are nearly impossible to use properly. Despite great efforts, I’ve never been able to fit a baby inside of one.
One last question before I go: What’s with baby obsession? I’ve seen people in the store abandon their carts mid-aisle to gawk at some new human taking a nap inside of a plastic basket. It’s just absurd. They are only little people. It’s not like we gawk at the midgets we come across in the store…
We simply throw them at parties.
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